Saturday, November 22, 2008
Passive Aggressive Notes = Hilarious
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Friday, November 21, 2008
Holy Crap, who likes neon colors?
Can you even imagine how many out takes there are? Bazillions!
Check out this video of 280,951 post-it notes made into a highly entertaining production.
Insanity.
http://www.vimeo.com/1700732
Check out this video of 280,951 post-it notes made into a highly entertaining production.
Insanity.
http://www.vimeo.com/1700732
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Six-fingered Man Barred from Guitar Hero Tournament
Wednesday, April 16 12:00 AM ET
Orlando, FL – Twenty-one years ago Alex Domer was born with hexadactyly, six fingers on each hand. He's lived a normal life, and most of the time his condition goes unnoticed. However, yesterday he became a victim of discrimination when he was barred from entering a Guitar Hero tournament being held at the Universal Studios park in Orlando
“It hasn't been so bad living with six fingers,” said Domer. “Occasionally I'll get the 'You killed my father' jokes, but that wasn't bad. Now, because of my birth defect I'm being accused of having an unfair advantage. It's ridiculous.”
Domer has won three previous Guitar Hero tournaments which have helped him work his way through college. “It still takes skill to win these tournaments. It's not just because of the extra fingers,” said Domer, but tournament organizers don't see it that way.
Dominic Oltman, who set up the tournament for Universal said, “Having six fingers gives Mr. Domer an unfair advantage. While other players have to shift their fingers between the five buttons, he can just leave his fingers in place. We had to take action for the integrity of the tournament.”
Many entrants in the tournament feel the ban is justified. “Guys with six fingers already get enough advantages in this world. They get better jobs because they can type faster. They're more attractive to the ladies. They can count to twelve before everybody else. It's just not fair,” said professional video gamer, Eddie Hedger.
The ACLU is looking into filing a discrimination suit on behalf of Domer. Derrick Harney, a lawyer for the ACLU, said, “This case is very similar to the suit we filed on behalf of Johnny “Four Legs” Chang who was banned from a Dance Dance Revolution tournament in 2001. That suit was settled out of court, and should give us leverage for a settlement in this case.”
Oltman said the tournament will go on as planned on Saturday. The winner will receive $5,000 and a limited edition Guitar Hero controller signed by members of Aerosmith.
“It hasn't been so bad living with six fingers,” said Domer. “Occasionally I'll get the 'You killed my father' jokes, but that wasn't bad. Now, because of my birth defect I'm being accused of having an unfair advantage. It's ridiculous.”
Domer has won three previous Guitar Hero tournaments which have helped him work his way through college. “It still takes skill to win these tournaments. It's not just because of the extra fingers,” said Domer, but tournament organizers don't see it that way.
Dominic Oltman, who set up the tournament for Universal said, “Having six fingers gives Mr. Domer an unfair advantage. While other players have to shift their fingers between the five buttons, he can just leave his fingers in place. We had to take action for the integrity of the tournament.”
Many entrants in the tournament feel the ban is justified. “Guys with six fingers already get enough advantages in this world. They get better jobs because they can type faster. They're more attractive to the ladies. They can count to twelve before everybody else. It's just not fair,” said professional video gamer, Eddie Hedger.
The ACLU is looking into filing a discrimination suit on behalf of Domer. Derrick Harney, a lawyer for the ACLU, said, “This case is very similar to the suit we filed on behalf of Johnny “Four Legs” Chang who was banned from a Dance Dance Revolution tournament in 2001. That suit was settled out of court, and should give us leverage for a settlement in this case.”
Oltman said the tournament will go on as planned on Saturday. The winner will receive $5,000 and a limited edition Guitar Hero controller signed by members of Aerosmith.
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
D-O-U-C-H-E
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The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said "give me a call." The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better. I won't even tell you my favorite parts because i don't want to ruin anything. Just listen.
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Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Oh My God!!!! Prescription Drug Market Plummets
I just received an email from who I will be referring to as "the messiah".
Seriously though, click on the link below. It is a 24/7 webcam of shiba inu puppies.
My coworker recommends minimizing the window so you can watch all day at work.
http://cdn1.ustream.tv/swf/4/viewer.45.swf?cid=317016
Cha Ching.
FINALLY you can live in the city AND wake up to a rooster
Goto:
http://kukuklok.com
You're crazy if you'd rather wake up to the BEEP BEEP BEEP...
Also convenient if you don't have an alarm clock and your phone is dead.
Once loaded, the online alarm clock will work even if Internet connection goes down.
They really need to add more alarm sounds, but the concept is there.
Send comments and ideas about improvement to shout@kukuklok.com.
Monday, November 17, 2008
Truck Spills
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Crap while you eat...at a public restaurant
Modern Toilet Restaurant
Attention all who suffer from IBS:
Modern Toilet is a restaurant in Taiwan with modern decor and a full-on potty theme. Sweet. All 100 seats in the crowded diner are made from toilet bowls. Sink faucets and gender-coded "WC" signs appear throughout the three-storey facility, one of 12 in an island-wide chain of eateries. The menu features icecream, which is presented as poop in a toilet shaped dish. Probably not the best place to bring pussies who are easily disgusted...
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